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Deep in the recesses of a vodka warehouse in Moscow, you'd think they'd have more respect for alcohol than evidenced here.In this video, a hapless forklift driver (perhaps after getting acquainted with the product he was moving?) manages to epically crush an entire shelf of stock, which dominoes to bring an amazing $150,000 worth of booze down on himself. Somehow, he only only sustained a leg injury.
Hopefully his skin absorbed enough hooch to knock him out long enough to miss how badly he got fired.
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Tuesday 03 November
By Steve Ward
Holy Shit!!! I cannot stop laughing. Can you imagine what he starting thinking. "How am I going to explain this one to my boss?"
I would just leave and never return!!
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Tuesday 03 November
By Hillwood100
Holy Shit!! I cannot stop laughing. Can you imagine what he started thinking..."How am I going to explain this one to my boss?"
I would just dust myself off and leave to never return. Hilarious!!
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Tuesday 03 November
By nicebrass21
Never thought I would see the word 'epic' in a news title. THAT'S epic.
Sucks about the booze though. I suppose.
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Tuesday 03 November
By toay
ahahhahah i know.
i would totally drink all taht shit man
Tuesday 03 November
By SIM
Did anyone notice when he was backing up that a big puff of black smoke spat out which seemed to put it in reverse faster, not to mention the fire that started in the front of the fork lift? I have to ask...was it really this guys fault???
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Tuesday 03 November
By Bob
My man,
The puff of smoke happens when you "gun" the throttle of the fork lift, he thought he was stomping on the brake.
There is no fire up front, that is a warning light that comes on when the lift is in reverse.
Dude f-ed up and Im so glad he did, that was amazing!
Tuesday 03 November
By Gerry Chandler
Hi. I am a forklift trainer and this type of accident happens quite regularly. The black smoke is from the diesel engine as it accelerates harshly. The 'fire' in front of the trucks is from the spinning front polyurethane/rubber drive wheels. Most trucks are front wheel drive. Both these effects are probably due to pressing the wrong pedal. The sudden movement of the truck pushes the operators foot even further down on the wrong pedal resulting in this effect. I have seen one where 500,000 bottles of beer on seventeen racks (the entire warehouse) collapsed taking 3 months to clean up. This is a great job!!!
Tuesday 03 November
By christopherkidw8
Well, that 'puff of black smoke' is not normal in electric forklifts, which this appears to be. That signals a short in the battery or electric engine, which might not be this man's fault.
Tuesday 03 November
By kaptain
Yea i also noticed the smoke and fire. It may not be completely his fault but he is still getting fired for drinking on the job so he loses either way
Tuesday 03 November
By Takahashi
Friends don't let friends drive forklifts drunk!
Anyone here ever played Escape Velocity for the Macintosh?
"We'll try to kill them with a forklift"
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Tuesday 03 November
By john
Someone get a mop and bucket we have a clean up in asle 2 ..... 3 .....4 ....5... thank you. Oh and bye the way YOUR FIRED!!!!!
Tuesday 03 November
By hyprknux1
...now I'm reminded more of Mystery Science Theater 3000!
"He tried to kill me with a forklift!"
Wednesday 04 November
By DannyBoy
Definitely not an electric forklift. design is totally wrong. These are gas or diesel powered.
Tuesday 03 November
By Steve
Holy Shit!!! I cannot stop laughing. Can you imagine what he started thinking? "damn now how am I going to explain this?".
hilarious!!!
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Tuesday 03 November
By Steve
Holy Shit!!!! I cannot stop laughing!! Can you imagine what he started thinking? "How am I going to explain this one?" It looks like damage from a hurricane!! Hilarious!!
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Tuesday 03 November
By Sherri
CAN YOU SAY ALCOHOL ABUSE!!
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Wednesday 04 November
By Dennis
Roll out the barrel, roll out the barrel of cheer!!!!
Tuesday 03 November
By Steve
Holy $hit!! I cannot stop laughing. Can you imagine what he started thinking? "How am I going to explain this one?" Looks like a hurricane went throough the store. Hilarious!!
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Tuesday 03 November
By chris
that wasnt a fire.. that was the light on the top of it.. and that puff of smoke was the exhaust smoke from him slamming on the gas
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Tuesday 03 November
By Melyssa
Alcohol abuse.
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