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Face it, keyboards are disgusting and would probably need to be hosed down even if we didn't use them as a dinner table and napkin for Hot Pockets.

Vioguard knows this and has introduced the first self-sanitizing keyboard. It's perfect for public health settings or, at $899, the desk of affluent germophobes. After you're done IMing with your favorite Suicide Girl, the keyboard slides into its housing and gets a bath in UV radiation, killing off any bacteria from your disgusting hands.

For round two, we'd like the company to go even further, creating a self-cleaning keyboard/microwave/chilled-Dew-holder combo.