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Irony reared its ugly head on Halloween when James Miller, a man dressed in a breathalyzer costume, was arrested for drunk driving in Oxford, Ohio.

Cops pulled Miller over on suspicion of operating while under the influence after they spotted him driving the wrong way down a one-way street. Upon approaching the car, they found an open can of Bud Light in the cup holder and more beer in the passenger seat. Miller, meanwhile, denied he'd been drinking and put in a piece of gum.

That's when police noticed his party costume, featuring a dial measuring three levels of drunkenness: Boring, Life of the Party, and Sotally Tober. Miller, a college student and apparent Spencer Gifts shopper, was then administered a decidedly less hilarious actual breathalyzer test, where he blew a .158 (nearly twice the legal limit).

He was brought into the police station and charged with drunk driving, underage drinking and driving the wrong way down a one-way street before being released to his girlfriend, whom we're guessing was dressed as a slutty breathalyzer.

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