Angelina Jolie Returns to Action With 'Salt'; Lohan's Recorded Breakdown

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Lindsay Lohan broke down in a recorded conversation released by her scummy father, Michael Lohan. (Actress Archives)

Angelina Jolie goes blonde and jumps from moving vehicles in the trailer for the spy thriller "Salt." (Screen Junkies)

Josh Duhamel denied having sex with a stripper. (The Blemish)

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are fighting porn star Janine Lindemulder for custody of James and Janine's daughter. (Popeater)

Maria Sharapova might be dating a guard for the Lakers. (With Leather)

The Society for Hinduism has a serious problem with James Cameron's "Avatar." Oddly, it's not the weird blue aliens. (TMZ)

Kim Kardashian stepped into the boxing ring for charity. (Daily Fill)

A lot of crazy people like to paint "the mighty beard of Kenny Rogers," as evidenced by this gallery of 11 awesomely bad pieces of Kenny Rogers art. (Maxim)

Here's how to pick up bikini-clad women with the song from "Top Gun." (Holy Taco)

"Indiana Jones" meets "Benjamin Button" in 15 awesome mash-up movie posters. (Unreality Mag)