'Big Brother''s Amanda Hansen Kicks Sportswriter's Butt at Oil Wrestling

It was about as classy a scene as one could expect from an oil-wrestling match involving, which is to say it was pretty disgusting, but that wasn't going to stop sportswriter Judd Spicer from proving the physical prowess the men of his profession possess by sliding into the ring with Amanda Hansen.

Yes, Spicer insists that it's because his fellow sportswriters have gotten a bad rep for being tubby drunks that he decided to wrestle former "Big Brother" contestant Hansen. It had nothing to do with rolling around with a barely clothed woman in a bikini who was completely covered in oil, which is too bad, because he got trounced. If only he had walked in there for the sole purpose of having his head scissored into a woman's crotch by two well-oiled legs, he would have walked out a winner.

Fortunately, by watching this video of the action, we all win:



For now, maybe it's best he stick to the sidelines, at least until he quits smoking. And congratulations to the both of them for walking away injury-free, because that greased-up tarp has got "torn ACL" written all over it. Truly a sports miracle.