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Jessica Alba gets spanked with a belt in the trailer for "The Killer Inside Me." (UGO)

Levi Johnston isn't happy with Conan O'Brien's Twitter parody sketch. (Radar Online)

Mariah Carey is not pregnant despite rumors. (The Blemish)

Megan Fox posed for another sexy photo shoot for Rolling Stone. (Daily Fill)

"Modern Family"'s Sofia Vergara is one of TV's unsung sitcom hotties. (Inside TV)

Footage of "Dancing Wth the Stars"'s Joanna Krupa "going wild" on a "Girls Gone Wild" tape featuring Snoop Dogg has leaked. (TMZ)

Steve Guttenberg is threatening everyone with a "Three Men and a Baby" sequel. (Screen Junkies)

This compilation of movie characters saying the film's title is pretty comprehensive. (FilmDrunk)

"Stand by Me" is one of the eight films that perfectly represent adolescence. (Unreality Mag)