Last Thursday, women's college soccer was the showcase for some seriously violent girl-on-girl action (hair pulling, punching and kicking, to be exact) thanks to University of New Mexico defender Elizabeth Lambert. We've watched the highlights repeatedly and have contemplated whether true evil was actually at work as Lambert laid waste to her Brigham Young opponents.

To truly capture the craziness, we're offering Asylum's All Mashed Up to contextualize the carnage ...