The "Old Time Rock and Roll" scene in "Risky Business," which had a pre-Scientology Tom Cruise sliding across a waxed wood floor in jockey shorts and an oxford shirt, has been introduced to a new generation of teens through "Guitar Hero"'s ad campaign.Sadly, it may be too much for them to handle. While these two young lasses certainly have the costume down and recognize the supreme importance the slide plays in bringing it all together, one of the duo also displays a tragic lack of respect for a well-greased floor.
Be warned, the thud you are about to hear is resounding.
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Monday 30 November
By Trent
NICE ASS
Oh wait...are you OK?
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Monday 30 November
By dadsbadboy
That poor girl could have had a very serious concusion. I assume she didn't die, but head injuries like that are NOT a laughing matter, although the peace sign at the end was kind of an archtypal dumb blond gesture!
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Monday 30 November
By Kaitlin
Idiots.
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Monday 30 November
By JFKwasPvPFlagged
Those are some pretty good lookin girls.
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Monday 30 November
By Heather
Well first off you dnt know that guys age and I can tell you those girls prob aren't as young as you think at the youngest maybe 17.
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Monday 30 November
By amber
That was fake.
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Monday 30 November
By Wwolftara
Awww, bless her heart, I bet that hurt...
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Monday 30 November
By Sherry
Been on the other end of that spectrum. I'm smart enough to walk away from a man when he lets me know that he's not that into me. I would never, ever stalk him. Once rejected I stay away!! However, I've had several stalkers in the years I've been online. I had one on MySpace but finally got rid of him .. I think; Had 1 on Tagged so I had to change my profile and use a fictitious name (he hasn't found me yet) and I deleted FaceBook completely because I had 3 of them following my every move and that was just creepy. When someone is that into you but you're not into them ... run don't walk ... it could mean your sanity!!
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Monday 07 December
By xenephon
You would have to be nearly brain dead to see "hilarity" in that video
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Monday 30 November
By Frank
Truly stupid!
Where is the JOKE?
Girls are normally born with brain damage; no need to make matters worse.
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Monday 30 November
By abx
Why do girls always wear such ugly panties? At least Tom Cruise wore tighty whities.
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Monday 30 November
By vincentavenue
OWNED
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Monday 30 November
By zvendetta
STUPID!
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Monday 30 November
By Spyke
If they had paid attention they would have seen a pair of socks on Tom (no grease necessary) Hmm the price we pay when we don't pay.......attention!!!
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Monday 30 November
By Ron
Don't bother clicking after this one plays in the Hot chick slipping on a boat video, she's not hot.
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Monday 30 November
By Raven
What can you say? I know! That's today's youth thinking not so quick on their feet, no pun intended, lol! Here's the really scary thought though; the new older generation is depending on today's youth to be our voice for tomorrow. It's just sad and pathetic!!!!
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Monday 30 November
By shir
Oh, that's gotta hurt...
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Monday 30 November
By Brutal
It is not hilarious people. Even after you realize the poor child is all right, only a jerk would laugh at someone banging their head that hard. It could have killed her.
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Monday 30 November
By Bee
YIKES... too much wax on the floor. She said she can't see. It's funny when it's not your head hitting the floor. LOL I hope she's OK.
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Monday 30 November
By Carrie
haha, weetarded
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