How would you feel if you ripped of the wrapping on a present this holiday season to discover a gift like the Beer Beard, a new disguise to sneak booze? That's pretty handy, right? So is a set of steel coffee-mug walkie talkies -- that would be pretty dope, too.

Well, sorry to be a Grinch, but you can't have those things. You can, however, have their packaging.

Prank Pack offers empty, 11-by-9-by-3-inch gift boxes for the most outlandish fake products imaginable. Each one goes for $8. According to their instructions, you put a real gift inside (like a dress shirt or a book about stamp collecting) and watch the hilarity as the recipient opens the Beer Beard package only to become bemused.

Actually, all this talk about the beer beard makes us actually want one. Let us know in the comments where we can score fake mountain-man facial hair. We'll take it from there.