With those clumsy, slapstick tails and goofy faces, beavers probably get their fair share of bullying in the animal kingdom. No surprise then that they sometimes hit back. This wood nibbler sent out a message to would-be browbeaters on live TV, by spraying an "Early Show" host with a brisk blast of beaver pee.
Barry (we'll call him Barry) begins urinating on the table during an appearance on CBS. His handler did not look disturbed and even boldly claimed, "This is a beautiful thing," telling the anchors that the animal was just marking his territory.
Correspondent Debbye Turner Bell obviously didn't quite see the beauty and went to get something to clean it up. Cue our Barry to finish what he started.
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Sunday 15 November
By keithj77441
thats what you get for voting for obummer
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Sunday 15 November
By jbjg24m
thought this was about beaver pee, not Obama ! oh, now i get it , piss on on Obama !
Sunday 15 November
By SpiceMonkey
The sad thing is, keith, you're not smart enough to vote and should have that privilege revoked. I mean, you can't pay attention to the subject at hand for more than five seconds apparently, how can a total moron like you be expected to make any kind of decision. Better check, did you remember to pull your fly up after you peed?
Sunday 15 November
By nhMike
hey spicemonkey ... don't you mean, he'd better check to make sure he pulled DOWN his fly BEFORE he peed!
Sunday 15 November
By lawtbrown
Beaver...1
Idiot....0
GO BEAVERS!!!!
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Sunday 15 November
By larry
some women like to be peed on........
Sunday 15 November
By Bob
Gary, you are retarded...no, wait, you are STUPID and sick. Go stroke that little worm of yours.
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Sunday 15 November
By Karen Morales
She looks like she's a bad sport. She should be fired for being a bad host. Why didn't she just laugh it off. She's lucky. He didn't take a dump on her.
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Sunday 15 November
By grembros
JUST ONE ANIMAL PEEING ON ANOTHER ANIMAL.
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Sunday 15 November
By burntbronz
are you all crazy!?!? What does one thing have to do with another? And why does everyone keeping equating EVERYTHING with Obama? You know, if you white folks keep on starting trouble with everybody,one day.....its gonna fall down on you hard!You HAVENT created the 'best' country in the world. Your arrogant and self righteous,and too stupid to realize the errors and consequences of your own mistakes. and this is't coming from some radical anti- Christian. I'm Methodist
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Sunday 15 November
By Ed Cane
The white people are arrogant? White people haven't built the best country in the world? Have you checked into a one way ticket back to wazui land? I highly doubt it. If it wasn't for white men, you'd be living in a grass hut eating slugs and worms. You are the idiot. Leave this country, and don't come back. You are a moron, take all of the other morons with you. When things do get bad and you decide to riot, come down my street first. In the mean time, know that white people built this world up. Hail to the white man. Welfare and leftist ideals are what killing this country. Yeah, and morons like you.
Sunday 15 November
By Don Parsons
Wish it had been either Matt or Katie instead...
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Monday 16 November
By Sharon
YOUR COMMENT IS FABULOUS ..
THANK YOU SO VERY, VERY MUCH!!
Sunday 15 November
By floyd
Leave it to Beaver!~~~~ I think he was just letting her know that he found her attractive, and wanted to mate. Now she has been marked, and she is his forever.
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Sunday 15 November
By weezee
Haters wanna hate. Lovers wanna love. I don't even want none of the above. I want to piss on you...
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Sunday 15 November
By Pinda Poo Poo
I don't know, I could be wrong but as I watched that clip of the beaver SUPPOSEDLY marking the host as his "territory", I couldn't help but notice a few things....1. The beaver's tail did not rise up when he allegedly sprayed the host. 2. The host was BEHIND the man holding the beaver. Now, maybe I'm just being a bit skeptical, but from a physics stand point, there is little chance that from her position behind and to the side of the beaver, who was contained by its "trainer", there just is no way that beaver "shot" the host! 3. If you were peed on by an animal, especially for a woman, wouldn't you react just a little more realistically? The host seemed too calm about it. And if it really did hit her in the eye, as she claimed, then why did she just casually wipe the area below her eye?
I'm not buying it, folks. It's a publicity stunt. Unfortunately, the host did not make it even look believable.
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Sunday 15 November
By nick
Too bad it was not Joy Behar.
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Monday 16 November
By spoon
gee no wonder everyones shooting each other over in septic land they can't even see the funny side.
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Monday 16 November
By getreal13
Who does this beaver think he is R.KELLY or something? Wwwooo that was a good one. Come on, give it up!!!!
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Tuesday 17 November
By sugarbowl2009
Good serves that loud mouth monkeys RIGHT!
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