Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

A mugshot of Cindy Crawford's alleged extortionist has surfaced. (Radar Online)

"2012" director Roland Emmerich wants to make two "Independence Day" sequels. (Screen Junkies)

Rumor now has Lindsay Lohan is getting it on with Leonardo DiCaprio. (The Blemish)

Richard Simmons was spotted wearing pants in the year's most shocking news story. (TMZ)

Ridley Scott's "Monopoly" movie has a ridiculous sci-fi premise. (io9)

Skipped the "Saw" movies? Here's the entire series in 300 words. We can do "Paranormal Activity" in one: overrated. (Inside Movies)

Megan Fox was reportedly going to compare Michael Bay to Hitler on "SNL." (Film Drunk)

More than one "Resident Evil" game turns up in the list of the 50 worst one-liners from video games. (Unreality Mag)

George Lopez took a shot at Sammy Sosa on his new talk show. (With Leather)

"Million Dollar Baby in 5 Seconds" will save you a lot of time. (Holy Taco)