In a hidden and remote corner of the Internet, a group of embarrassed gentlemen have taken to an anonymous forum to share their experiences with the worst curse life has to offer. We're speaking, of course, about the tiny penis.

A Google search for "tiny penis" brings up the top hit "Tiny Penis Humiliation for Men and Women," a site which devotes itself to "tiny penis[ed] men and the humiliation involved with that." Other sites mock Lady Gaga for allegedly being a hermaphrodite with a wee lil' one. But few of them seem to have anything nice to say about the carrot-stick-size men in our midst, which is where MyTinyD**k.net's forum comes in ...

The site, subtitled "Message Board for People With Tiny D**k," is obviously in need of some proofreading and, well, do we really need to have to stare at that annoying banner ad for My Tiny D**k's other not-safe-for-work site, with its graphic photos of penises that are so small we want to cry? Despite these "minor inconveniences," thousands of regular readers like 3inches and smallBUTdeadly consider the forums safe refuge from their sexually frustrated wives. (This doesn't include the tens of thousands of readers who never register on the site, possibly because they don't want to admit they belong there.)

If you're looking for motivational speeches about how guys with infinitesimal wieners are people, too, you won't find much support here. One guy tried to get a thread going about how much great sex one can have with a tiny dingaling, but he ended up having to beg repeatedly for testimonials before ultimately just sharing his own tale of getting a hummer at a flea market. At the end of the story, smallinIN curiously notes that the shoppers weren't aware he was exposing himself because his boner "didn't escape the opening of my zipper." The thread ends with a lone female voice chiming in: "The reason why no one has responded is because no one with a tiny d**k has ever given a woman great sex. It may feel good for you, but no woman will ever be moaning your name and begging you to stop...."

Of course, the site has received its share of figurative kicks in the nuts from outside its pages -- this week, one blogger released a series of "hilarious" readings of excerpts from My Tiny D**k testimonials. My Tiny D**k countered by putting out a call for small-donged porn stars, saying it will be a great opportunity to break into the adult film industry. (Yes, there are endless opportunities for Tiny Tims in the field of pornography.) The requirements indicate you must be four inches or less, willing to appear on camera or wear "a mask," and audition via a photo of your member next to a sign that says "My Tiny D**k: Future Star."

By the way, Pricasso, seen above, may or may not have a small penis. Since he paints with the thing, we figure it must be a fairly decent size. One man who admits to having a tiny member is Ken Jeong.

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