Who Is ... @Combos?

Few things could be more entertaining or stoner-rific than tweeting as an entity like Combos snacks. One lucky guy gets to do just that.

Asylum's friend Mark works to spread the gospel of cheese-injected guilty pleasures via the @Combos Twitter feed. When he isn't engaging with other "Combivores," debating their favorite flavors, Mark makes sure to post about the most mantastic subject matter possible, like Batmobiles, Bruce Lee and baseball.

This week @Combos is Asylum's Twitterer of Honor, and we are saluting him by asking the usual set of questions inspired by the success of our MMA fighter interview. Read on to hear a partially hydrogenated take on Kelly Kapowski vs. Penelope Cruz and more.

My best physical feature is: I use Nordic Track to achieve my fitness goals, so it's basically impossible to identify a single "best" physical feature.

If I had to watch one movie on loop forever, it would be: Like most guys, I have quotes from about five full movies constantly running through my head. At any given moment my inner monologue might consist of entire scenes from "Coming to America" or "Fletch." That said, since those comedies are already on a mental loop, I'll go with a different classic, "Star Wars: Episode V -- The Empire Strikes Back."

I'd love to trade places for a day with: Thomas Magnum from "Magnum P.I."

My friends would be surprised to know that I: ... am being interviewed by Asylum.com because I tweet on behalf of a delicious cheese-filled snack.

Five people I'd like to have dinner with (living or dead) are: Michael Jordan, David Bowie, Eric Koston, Dave Chappelle and Kurt Vonnegut.

My celebrity crush is: My biggest all-time celebrity crush is Kelly Kapowski from "Saved by the Bell." Now that I'm not 12 years old, I'll go with Penelope Cruz.

If Asylum.com was an animal, it would definitely be a: Either a lolcat or that water-skiing squirrel.

"Who Is ..." is a weekly feature that lets us profile one of our Internet friends -- a reader from Asylum.com comments, Twitter @replies, or our Facebook wall. So speak up, and lure us into your Web of friendship. We'll return the favor by letting the world know who you are.