Oh, the plight of the poor MMA fighter. How's a guy supposed to make ends meet when he has to pay for training, health insurance and supplements in addition to his usual living expenses? Apparently, he has two options:
1. Take cues from UFC's current roster and keep a day job as a firefighter, real estate broker or engineer.
2. Bang chicks for money.
Former UFC welterweight and perennial troublemaker War Machine (born Jon Koppenhaver) has chosen the latter. As the latest addition to adult entertainment agency L.A. Direct Models, he made his porn debut last Friday via Brazzers and Naughty America. (Google it if you want the link, perverts.) We asked the self-described alpha male to compare his two professions, which he swears are virtually identical:

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Tuesday 17 November
By markus destin
keep it up bro pornstars are proffesional athletes regardless of what they say stamina tenacity flexibiltiy everthing goes into it to make someone promotable as a bona fide male pornstar speaking of which I got a shoot wed work work work
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Tuesday 17 November
By surfyngirl
All I can say is that if you are his cage opponent you'd best put him down in a QUICK submission rather than have him bleed on you if you're cut! HIV passes faster than retests.
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Tuesday 17 November
By voguejoy966
what a fun...
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Tuesday 17 November
By voguejoy966
i like it
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Tuesday 17 November
By Big Jake Nocka
I'm calling it now, War Machine will phase out of fighting after a couple more fights bc no decent promotion wants a porn star fighting and eventually do porn full time. In the end? A stint in rehab for drug abuse (that doesn't work) and porn for the rest of his life.
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