Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

MAD magazine named Michael Jackson their "dumbest" person of 2009. Who knew Mad could ever be "too soon" on anything? (ComicsAlliance)

Brock Lesnar's illness could end his fighting career. (With Leather)

Rachel McAdams will not be playing Black Cat in "Spider-Man 4." (EW)

Adam Sandler, Denis Leary and others paid tribute to comedian and "Remote Control" host Ken Ober, who passed away at the age of 52. (MTV News)

The U.K. poster for "Couples Retreat" eliminates the black couple. (FilmDrunk)

Ashley Tisdale showed off her bikini in Mexico. (Radar)

Jennifer Aniston also donned a bikini in Mexico. (Popeater)

Sarah Palin called Levi Johnston's Playgirl spread "heartbreaking porn." (TMZ)

Stephenie Meyer told Oprah that the idea for "Twilight" came to her in a dream. (Daily Fill)

Daniel Radcliffe loves smoking weed. (Unreality Mag)

The trailer for the exploitation throwback "Bitch Slap" features plenty of blood, guns and cleavage. (Screen Junkies)