News of a poor, defenseless beaver that marked its territory on live TV brought out our readers' inner comedians.

Floyd made a pretty good point: "Leave it to Beaver! I think he was just letting her know that he found her attractive, and wanted to mate."

Nick chimed in with, "Too bad it was not Joy Behar." Come on now, that's in poor taste. Hasselbeck, on the other hand ...

Finally, getreal13 snags the Noble Prize with this quip: "Who does this beaver think he is R.KELLY or something?"