The shameless cash-grab, comic book biography of "Twilight" creator Stephenie Meyer is out, and it is one of the worst things in the world. So bad, it makes "Twilight" look good. Hell, it makes "Twilight" look like "War and Peace." The primary problem: Stephenie Meyer is incredibly boring. We can sum up her entire life in twenty words. Watch:

"Stephenie Meyer grew up in the Southwest, got married, had kids, wrote some books about vampires and got rich. Batman." We threw "Batman" in there to make it more exciting. (ComicsAlliance)