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There are numerous reasons to dread your ladyfriend's request to attend a screening of "The Twilight Saga: New Moon." For our money, the biggest sham about this soap-opera-disguised-as-horror flick is the perversion of the cinematic werewolf tradition.

Transforming into a werewolf is a painful, guilt-ridden ritual. For the backup dancers passed off as lycanthropes in the latest "Twilight" yarn, however, becoming a wolf is as easy as slapping on some Bed Head Sculpting Putty and tanning lotion (which they've clearly already got covered).

Asylum's Nick Ross is particularly dismayed with this faux werewolf-ery, so he went to work illustrating his dismay in the latest All Mashed Up.