Contrarian academic Stanley Fish recently had a post on his NY Times blog discussing what phrases he finds most annoying. We couldn't help but notice the majority of the phrases Fish called out -- such as "Can I put you on hold," "Sold out" and "To be continued" -- while annoying, do serve their purpose in society. We're more interested in a different class of horrible phrases. The ones which are as unnecessary as they are insufferable. Not only do statements like "no offense" and "whatever" grate on the ear, they don't transmit any kind of information, which last we checked was the basic purpose of language.
We've listed 10 of these maddeningly superfluous additions to the English lexicon, and encourage you to use the comment section to get your revenge on any pointless phrase that makes you cringe.
10. It is what it is
This newcomer is the epitome of an ear-grating phrase that means nothing.
9. It's all good
The inclusion of "all" only accentuates how much you don't mean what you are saying.
8. To be honest
Not only is this phrase usually followed by something best left unsaid, but it also implies everything else you say is dishonest.
7. No offense
A phrase even more insincere than it is superfluous.
6. Whatever
In a recent survey, 47 percent of Americans chose this word compound as the most annoying phrase of all. Meaning you have permission to smack anyone who uses it and isn't a 12-year-old girl. (And it's a close call on smacking any 12-year-old girl who uses the "w" word.)
5. Don't get me wrong
Isn't it implicit in most human communication that your intention is always to be correctly understood?
4. With all due respect
Really?
3. Everything happens for a reason
A completely worthless utterance that probably doubles as a vicious taunt to those who have undergone terrible hardships.
At the end of the day, you will be preparing for bed. (With apologizes to John Maynard Keynes.)
1. Going forward
Saying this is like announcing your next footstep.
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Friday 27 November
By Brian W
What I think your all failing to realizize is the article got the reaction the author was looking for. DEBATE! So commenting and saying the article is bogus or what have you, just adds to the articles effect.
"At the end of the day" were still going to talk the way we do, and use the terms we do regardless of what anyone says, "dont get me wrong" some terms are annoying, but "it is what it is" and we cant stop them. "whatever" the case may be, "its all good"!
Thursday 19 November
By Louis
"No worries" - usually uttered by a technician or someone else who has cocked up hugely but is about to do a runner before taking the blame.
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Friday 27 November
By Mike
"Cocked up hugely" is a good one. Shows a lot of originality.
Thursday 19 November
By Mick
"Can i just say..." just bloody well say it ya fool!
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Friday 27 November
By bert
"My bad." When you make a mistake, a correction is what is needed. Displaying your humility isn't enough.
Thursday 19 November
By Mickelus
"I want to say..." If one has something to say, one normally says it because one wants to, no need to reiterate the fact that you're about to say something that may or may not be right.
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Thursday 19 November
By oldephart
It's gonna be alright (with a pat on the head or a hug). Look, You've lost you best pal to mange or your entire family has just been gunned down by terrorists an "It's gonna be alright".. Yeah, I know, "chalk that up as a loss" or "Tisk, tisk" isn't what the situation demands, but "It's gonna be alright"?.. NO! IT ISN'T..!!
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Saturday 21 November
By cookeemama
More than one person actually said "Everything happens for a reason." to me when my late DH was in intensive care after suffering a major stroke. I've never forgiven any of them.
"God never closes one door without opening another." What if I happen to like the door I'm in and can't find the new one? Stupid, stupid.
My latest pet peeve phrase is "That's what I'm talking about!" in reference to seeing something that pleases the speaker. Why can't he/she just say the like whatever it is. It's a very grating phrase to my ears.
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Friday 27 November
By Paul
I agree, I hate "That's what I'm talking about" too. Usually, the moron that uses that phrase wasn't even talking about anything.
Saturday 28 November
By Chris
Well, what about insults? I get sick and tired of someone calling me a son of a bitch. My mother calls me that too many times and I just gave in to my ornery ways and responded "I know!" Least my grandma laughed but not mom! LoL
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Friday 27 November
By fasassvalk
Well if your mom is being a bitch or is a bitch , she is not lieing to you ! You are a son of a bitch, think about who she is insulting. Not you
Friday 27 November
By Dave
Most Annoying (You Know) ? If I know why are you asking ?
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Friday 27 November
By Donna
While not an annoying saying, remark or phrase, this habit makes me want to throddle people who use this term.
Everytime I hear ANYONE say, "I SEEN" I want to shout "DIDN'T YOU TAKE GRAMMER IN SECOND GRADE?" This infraction is used be well educated people as well as people with little education. I HATE this.
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Friday 27 November
By marketta28
They probably did take "GRAMMER" instead of "GRAMMAR" which would explain why they are comfortable using "I SEEN".
Friday 27 November
By Adora Mitchell Bayles
Marketta28 said it better than I can. I'm with you about going back to school. But look up grammer. It's spelled grammar!
We all need correction. I get it all the time.
Adora
Friday 27 November
By WB
"I seen" drives me nuts too! I know some people make mistakes using it that way, but please use has or have before the seen. The proper way is I saw, i.e., I came; I saw; I conquered.
Friday 27 November
By TheLawMan45
"donna": funny how you are trying to critique others and their education when yet you did not spell "grammar" correctly and there are at least three other typos and misuse of english in your three sentence comment!!! oh the irony, lol.
Friday 27 November
By anthony
Wow!!
mind you own dang buisness. I mean if its annoying why you telling the whole nation keep it to your self. Its WHATEVER look i said "whatever" people are so stupid these days.Ok now whos Stanley Fish i sure as heck dont know who he is im pretty sure no one cares either people like Stanley make people feel stupid,but who cares its what makes that person them,who cares if its annoying. An i know there's stuff that annoys me but i keep it to my self.well that's all i got to say so its all gewd!
oh what are you going to get annoyed how i spelt gewd stop complainin!!
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Friday 27 November
By Paiger
Copy that!
Friday 27 November
By grumpeyom
GAWD HOW I AGREE with all these snivelers at what annoys them--find THEM annoying and it is a MAJOR WHATEVER FOR SURE , most especially after scanning their driveling dithering responses !! Some really just "don't GET IT, some figure all SHOULD conform to their particular points of view--It IS what what it IS--communication and all of it does have meaningful meaning , some are just too dense to actually get it, some unaware that in various situations, folks use the various to ease akward situations or convey something which may be good, bad or indifferent but others would prefer to be ignorred but as they do not rule the world, best if they figure a way to go along to get along as honestly, the world does not truly revolve just around them and it is what they make of it for good, bad or worse--their choice and some will just continue to wallow endlessly p/o in misery of their own making when there is a better way but it ends up being WHATEVER IT IS !!!