There's just something about a girl who plays video games. More than any other hobby or pastime, the rare subset of attractive women who game just seems to titillate the male imagination with the prospect of sex outside of WoW. So we can understand why you might get a little tongue-tied in the presence of such a creature. Enter Kathryn Lyn, a genuine gamer (and actual girl) who appears regularly as a gaming expert and host on ManiaTV's "Arcade", UGO/1up.com and E! Entertainment. She has owned every system since Atari 2600, and told us that a few of her favorite games include "Fallout 3," "BioShock," "Gears of War 2," "God of War," "Portal" and "Metal Gear Solid 4." She was nice enough to clue us in to a few things we should never say to a girl who games.
10. "Oh, you're a gamer? Could I get you to dress up as Chun Li for me?" Hmm. Probably not, random guy I have never met before. Probably not.
9. "I went easy on you"/"I let you win." Just keep telling yourself that.
8. "No, you wouldn't like this game. It's all bloody and gory." Yes, and my tiny girl brain would not be able to handle anything that's not pink and glittery.
7. "You still play video games? What are you, 14?" If you're not down with gaming, fine. Whatever floats your boat, but no need to be rude. I don't judge your fantasy football league and affinity for "Girls Gone Wild."
6. "So 'X' -- that's the little blue button -- is jump." Gee, thanks, mister! Am I even holding this controller right-side-up?
Keep reading for the top five things you should never say to a gamer girl.
4. "Wow. I can't believe you actually beat me." Sorry 'bout that. Maybe the game cheated? A congratulations, however bitter, and a challenge of a rematch would have been a better way to play this scenario.
3. "You play video games? What, like 'Wii Fit' and 'Wii Tennis'?" Nothing against the Wii (sorry, I'm just not a fan) and casual gaming in general, but if someone is telling you they're a "gamer," these are probably not their games of choice.
2. "What's your gamertag? I bet I could kick your ass." See, there is a better way to go about this, with a similar line. Something like, "What's your gamertag? We should co-op sometime," would be so much more acceptable.
1. "You're not bad ... for a girl." The "not bad" part would have been sufficient. Said with a cocked eyebrow and a smirk would even be quite endearing. But that "for a girl" kills it, fella.
From the Web:
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Thursday 04 February
By Frank
The best one I saw, in game, was a college girl who had the handle "Perky Breasts" Everyone had to ask her if she in fact had perky breasts.
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Thursday 04 February
By Harrison
This article is an epic fail. Ugh, just irritates me on how poorly written this is. You say not to stereotype girls, yet you stereotype guys. Pathetic if you ask me...
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Thursday 04 February
By anangel4onlyone
I am a girl gamer. It totally irks me when I play my games (WoW being my fave) and go into voice chat for groups only to hear "But you are a girl. or I can't believe you are a girl." It really annoys me. Yes I am a girl. Yes I do play video games. Heck I even know where the X button is on my controller without any help from you thankyouverymuch. What I generally say to all the guys who say stupid s**t like this in voice chat is Get the hell over it and play.
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Friday 12 February
By Merissa
agreed. i wont even have chats with more than just the people im playing with/know any more because once a single word comes out of my mouth i become that rare girl on xbox theses boys have never come across and its more of a hassle than just quietly playing a game w/o my mic
Thursday 04 February
By Brian
I'm down with the gamer girls, or women if you wanna get technical about it...But honestly, this isn't funny nor informative. Any guy who has enough respect for women already knows all this, and any guy that'd learn from this doesn't deserve the benefits of being with a girl not only open minded enough to try video games but has a love for them as well. And if they're skilled? Might as well start saving for a ring now.
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Friday 05 February
By The Catalyst
If I see a girl playing on Xbox Live I just kindly remind them that "this is an Xbox 360 not an easy bake oven"
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Sunday 07 February
By shannon
and that is why you will NEVER get laid.
and i am so very sorry for you, but not really.
asshole.
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Wednesday 10 February
By Samie
if a beautiful girl beats me at a game that i consider myself good or at least decent at like halo I won't be bitter or angry, but an impromptu proposal may take place
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Friday 12 February
By J
"THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A GIRL GAMER!
BUT DON'T HIT ON ME, YOU SILLY BOYS!"
God, shut up and die.
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Friday 12 February
By lovesgamergirls:P
2. "What's your gamertag? I bet I could kick your ass." See, there is a better way to go about this, with a similar line. Something like, "What's your gamertag? We should co-op sometime," would be so much more acceptable.
maybe he was not hitting on you but stating a challenge? spot and troll^^
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Friday 12 February
By Merissa
So i dont technically call myself a gamer, but all my friends do, and the guys i meet in games are genuinely surprised when i completely hand their asses to them, which just amuses me, but ive had a lot of those things said and done and its rather stupid. once in RE5 Versus another female joined my team and we wiped out these two guys by 50,000 and they were pissed, insisted we cheated, n proceeded to call us various bad names and claimed us to be ugly because we were better than them, her idk about but me, im not ugly, and just because i can play games doesnt mean i wont admit i have a wicked hard time when i begin games, especially if the controls switch from what ive gotten used to playing, like Call of Duty and Halo were and can still be challenging if i play other games excessively. i also admit, i suck at certain games.
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Friday 12 February
By Mynameisntyours
pffft. woman doing things only men should do, i.e. play video games. its an atrocity. i defecate on all yo bitches heads. deuce deuce!!!!!!!!!!
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Monday 15 February
By Graeme
to be fair I say number 4 when guys beat me too
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Tuesday 16 February
By severe.cheese.locator
This is obviously a hoax. There's no such thing as a girl gamer. And the picture is the worst photoshop I've ever seen.
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Wednesday 17 February
By jbjg24m
she could play with my game anytime !
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Wednesday 17 February
By Heather
I'm a girl and my 80 Mage will Pwn you!
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Friday 19 February
By RebelKnightCSA
Yes, youre a girl. Not too surprising when you consider the fact that your gender makes up half the human race. ^_^
Violent games bite, anyhow. MYST, Riven, and the original Zork trilogy are so much better.
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Friday 19 February
By Jupiter
Worst is #10. Especially when guys associate 'gamer' with 'wapanese'. "Oh, you're a gamer? Could I get you to dress up as Kasumi from dead or alive for me?"
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Saturday 27 February
By Addition
All this article says to me is "LOOK AT ME! I'M A GIRL AND I PLAY VIDEO GAMES TOO! I'M ON XBL, GUYS! GUYS?"
Enough of the calling attention to yourself. We don't care. We just want to kick each other's asses.
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Tuesday 02 March
By Joseph
Gender is irrelevant. People who look down on all girls as inferior gamers piss me off; however, girls who believe that a hardcore girl gamer can out-game any hardcore guy gamer piss me off even more. Girls who think that way are just as bad as the douchebags they claim to despise. Due to the fact that there are simply more guys who play video games than there are girls, there is going to be a larger number of skilled players with a Y chromosome. Does that mean that a girl cannot be better than a guy when both are hardcore gamers? Of course not. You'd have to be an idiot to believe so. But the reverse is also a true indication of idiocy. Overconfidence in either gender is irritating. I'm impressed when someone beats me, period. Not saying that i'm the best gamer out there, but since I win often and know what i'm doing in any game I play, I am impressed regardless. Truthfully, if I am beaten by a girl, I find it attractive. I don't fawn over her and harass her or anything weird like that, I just have a more positive disposition towards her. I've only met 2 gamer girls that have impressed me thus far.
On the actual subject of the article... that's a bunch of silliness. I can't imagine a decent human being with more than half a brain spewing any of that non-sense... but then again... I never underestimate the potential stupidity of people. I've heard from a female friend of mine similar shock and awe that a a gamer with internal reproductive organs exists when she plays with randoms, but never lines like that. Just makes me laugh. :)
GT: Visigothic if anyone here has XBL (PC elitists: piss off)
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