There's a good chance you've already discovered the Internet's most dysfunctional couple. If not, you might be interested to know that New Jersey native Jesse Wellens and his girlfriend devised a brilliant strategy for drawing eyes to their viral videos. (Thus far, they've netted more than five million views!) The genius approach: Prank the hell out of each other in deviously awful ways.

Of course, we're hoping this is just a put-on. Otherwise, these Web shorts could turn into an episode of "Cops."

Girlfriend Poisons Boyfriend With Ex-Lax ...

Girlfriend Scared by Fake Head in Bed ...

From the Web:
Dangerous candy to give to children. (Maxim)
WTF Happened Here. (Burbia)