Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks. "Twilight" parody edition!

Ric Flair attacked Hulk Hogan while in Australia to promote their upcoming wrestling event. (With Leather)

"The Sims"' parody of "Twilight" has been released. (Radar Online)

Nicole Richie is in the hospital being treated for pneumonia. (TMZ)

Gerard Butler re-created Michael Jackson's famous baby-dangling incident. (Popeater)

Bar Refaeli posed in lingerie for the Passionata Spring/Summer line. (The Blemish)

Brandon Routh channels Edward Cullen in this fake ad for vampire tampons. (Funny or Die)

Neil Patrick Harris is now on Twitter. (Unreality Mag)

Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning were looking goth-ed out at the "Twilight: New Moon" premiere. (Ninja Dude)

Check out Tom Cruise's leaked "Twilight" audition. (Screen Junkies)

Turns out "Contra," "Rambo" and "Predator" have a lot in common. (Holy Taco)