Girl shoplifts during Microsoft videoWe've known for a while that line dancing leads to a life of crime, but Microsoft doesn't seem to care. It's becoming increasingly obvious that they've randomly plucked someone's out-of-touch aunt who thinks she's a little "funky" and put her in charge of their customer relations department. How else would you explain the fact that they thought making a video of Microsoft Store employees doing the electric slide to the Black Eyed Peas' "I Got a Feeling" would be a great idea?

Fortunately for them, their lame attempt at a viral video becomes totally awesome at around the 2:10 mark. That's when a young lady compelled to join the employees in their public shaming decides, mid-turn, to steal some stuff off a table. Hopefully whatever she took was valuable enough to make up for the blow her dignity received by doing a line dance in a Microsoft video. But is there really anything worth that much?