Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with.

College students assigned to coed dorms drink more, have more sex and watch more pornography than those living in single-sex housing.

Researchers at Brigham Young University surveyed students from five colleges -- not including BYU, because its Mormontastic population would have skewed their results -- about a number of lifestyle habits, controlling for age, gender, religiosity, personality and relationship status. Whereas it's not a huge surprise that students with increased access to the opposite sex would have more sexual partners and even drink more (probably in order to have more sex), their higher rate of porn consumption is a bit of a head-scratcher.

Although such results seem like they could be invalidated by selection bias, the researchers state that most students in same-sex dorms are not there because they requested it, but rather because that is how they were assigned.

Now if they could only clarify for us what in the world these chaste and sober same-sex dorm dwellers are actually doing with their free time. Oh my god, are they studying?