The New Oxford American Dictionary recently announced unfriend as its Word of the Year for 2009, with notable runners-up death panel and teabagger bringing up the rear. Having already weighed in with our suggestions for words to add to the next dictionary, we decided to think big.2009 is the last year of this decade, the one that started with that awful Y2K non-tastrophe. As such, we thought this would be a good time for us to celebrate the bon mots of the aughts. Whether you're a regular wordsmith or a guy who thinks lexicon is the name of a really smart Autobot, we guarantee you'll want to retweet our Words of the Decade. (Yep, it's in there.)
Chads
Prior to the 2000 election, you could be forgiven if you thought that hanging chads was the name of the preppy gang in Walter Hill's "Warriors," but we all soon found out that a chad is what comes out of a punch-card ballot, or hangs on for dear life when some ancient Floridian retiree feebly casts a vote for Pat Buchanan by accident. They gave us President George W. Bush and Nobel Prize winner Al Gore. (popularized circa 2000)
Not to be confused with googol, which is a number, Googling is as much second nature to us now as shouting "Operator! Give me Klondike 5-4000!" was to your mom. Now, the hot trend is Googling yourself, which just makes us glad there was never a popular search engine called Finger.com. Interestingly, the Merriam-Webster online definition of Google comes with this helpful tip: Learn more about "google" with Bing! (2001)
WMD
Probably the most famous phrase for something that turned out not to exist. Aside from causing a war that killed tens of thousands, it also has the distinction of being the punch line to one of the worst jokes ever. (2002)
Blog
Roiling opposition to the Iraq War and everything Bush spurred the rise of a brand new form of journalism that made Cheeto-stained pajamas the new uniform of America's news editors. (2003)
Tsunami
Did it really take the deaths of 300,000 people for you to learn the difference between a tsunami and a tidal wave? (2004)
Levee
Until Hurricane Katrina, most of us simply thought of a levee as a dry destination for your Chevy. Thanks to the catastrophic failure of levees in the Gulf Coast region, we know better now. (2005)
When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Earth. Similarly, when there was no more room on MySpace due to all of the porn spam, America migrated to Facebook for all of their social networking and time-wasting needs. (2006)
w00t, pwn, Fail!, etc.
The syntax of the lonely gamer came into its own here, as long-simmering Internet memes, aided by the popularity of something called YouTube, crossed over into the mainstream. (2007)
The Twitter Family of Words
Twitter, tweet, Twitterverse, tweeps ... Replace any word's first two letters with "tw," and you've got a tword. Be twareful with words like what. (2008)
Socialist
Prior to this year, socialist had a very specific meaning, but since the inauguration of President Obama, it has become a catch-all for angry people. While it used to refer to an economic system in which the government owns the means of production and distribution of goods and services, now it just means anything you pay taxes toward. (2009)
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Sunday 29 November
By donna altman
why not bailout?
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Sunday 29 November
By steve
that last comment about socialism is the biggest load of bs I;ve ever heard, so typical liberal spin.
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Monday 30 November
By anita
i agree completely
Sunday 29 November
By gina
Javanu .... thats my favorite word, it helped me look and feel great how can i not love it
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Sunday 29 November
By gurdianna
Socialist also meant someone who wanted a government to own the majority of infrastructure. And if you look at the current administration that is what they are trying to do. Government can't run programs without hiking the taxes. So it is not a new word, we just haven't had a president so ready to give more power to the government since FDR.
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Wednesday 09 December
By Ajay Singh
Sorry, "All," (surely another of those annoying internet-age words from this decade), but those are very wrong handles on socialism, including by author Tommy, who defines socialism as "an economic system in which the government owns the means of production and distribution of goods and services."
Socialism, or more correctly Fabian socialism, which began in England, refers to the global struggle for a more humane, egalitarian, democratic and sustainable society. In this sense, it is the opposite of "barbarism" and "imperialism," realities that, at least since World War II, have aptly come to be associated with the U.S. pursuit of global dominance in ways most of us, and not just in the West, are either completely ignorant about or, on the opposite pole, so "brainwashed" that we'll never understand. ("How Goldman Sachs Runs Your Life," the Asylum article by Dan Solomon, is a fine starting point for skeptics.)
To get back to the definition, though, it's well to point out that socialism was neither conceived nor practiced as a system in which, to quote Tommy again, "the government owns the means of production and distribution of goods and services." That was communism. In socialism -- or rather, Fabian socialism to be precise -- the people were supposed to own all that. And none of us need be particularly clear-eyed to note that such as system isn't very different from democracy.
Ah, I can anticipate the protests: 1. Why, then, did socialism fail? 2. Indeed, why was it scarcely practiced at all? 3. Surely, my good man, socialism's ideals fell way short of practice! One possible answer to these valid objections may lie in what Alfred North Whitehead, one of the greatest thinkers of the past century, once said: "I have never ceased to entertain the idea that the human race might rise to a certain point and then decline and never retrieve itself. Plenty of other forms of life have done that. Evolution may go down as well as up."
Sunday 29 November
By Claire
Oh, please don't let's repeat the same math error as Y2K!!!! 2000 was not the beginning of the new millennium, 2001 was the beginning (why do you think the movie was called "2001" and not "2000"?!! Do the math, people! The first decade of the second millennium ends in December 2010 and the new decade begins in 2011.
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Sunday 29 November
By william harrison
mybad
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Sunday 29 November
By Tricia
TO: Tommy Christopher(TO WHOM TAKES CREDIT FOR THIS ARTICLE)............YOU HAVE DISQUALIFIED YOUR ATTEMPT TO MANTELET (the word)"SOCIALIST" as a "CATCH ALL FOR ANGRY PEOPLE".... AND I TAKE ISSUE WITH YOUR EFFORTS IN DOING SO. YOUR APPROACH TO PARALLEL THE WORD "SOCIALIST" AS AN "EMOTIONAL ADJECTIVE" INSIGHTS FOLLY ON YOUR PART. LISTEN TO IT AGAIN....."SOCIALIST"; A CATCH ALL FOR ANGRY PEOPLE"??????????????? A (MORE)QUALIFIED "CATCH ALL WORD FOR ANGRY PEOPLE" MIGHT BE "TEA BAGGERS" !!!!!!!!! ......"SOCIALIST ARE DISCRIPTIVE OF A PERSON/PEOPLE ADVOCATING SOCIALISM.....e.i. SOCIAL DEMOCRATIC PARTY AND ITS' GERMAN POLITICAL PARTY, COUNTRIES ADVOCATING A GRADUAL TRANSFORMATION FROM CAPITOLISM TO SOCIALISM......WARNING!!!!!! YOUR READERS ARE NOT SHEEP, TO BE LEAD INTO SUCH FOOLISHNESS. WE ARE THINKERS!
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Monday 30 November
By Tim
Best new word TickleMe Plant
That is the name of that crazy house plant that moves when you Tickle It! It is selling like Zhu Zhu!
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Sunday 29 November
By gr8bsn
Woot, pwn, and fail come from computer gaming, not Youtube.
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Monday 30 November
By Stephanie
actually, it comes from 4chan.
all memes have their birth in 4chan.
Sunday 29 November
By mike
Catch-all for angry people? You are one silly socialist! Ha Ha I am not the least bit angry, I'm just ready.
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Sunday 29 November
By mike
Hey Tricia I can tell that you are a "CAPITALIST" by the way you type. Tea baggers are usually homosexual males with temporary speech impediments.
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Sunday 13 December
By Shilah
I guess with the "new words of the decade" it's all relative to experience. In my experience, at least since online console gaming became popular, a Tea Bagger is that guy that gets a temporary win in a game (console or computer) and shows his pride by killing you, walking his character over to your characters corpse, standing on top of you, and proceeding to tap the crouch button over and over again until they think you've gotten their point(and it's usually not long after such a display that they lose, miserably...Poetic justice perhaps?). I did enjoy the CAPITALIST comment though.
Sunday 29 November
By j.
WOW! Where do I start?
Let's see...
First of all, 2009 is not the end of the decade. Dec 31, 2010 will be the end of the decade. This decade did not begin until Jan 1st, 2001. The TRUE beginning of the millennium.
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CHAD- The word "CHAD" and it's definition of "small pieces of paper or cardboard produced in punching paper tape or data cards; also a piece of chad" have been around since 1944.(Thank you Merriam-Webster on-line)
LEVEE- circa 1750 (same reference)
TSUNAMI- 1897 (ditto)
SOCIALIST- 1827 (again, M-W)
These four are hardly NEW words of the decade.
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Now, about the WMD. All I can say here is, don't threaten the good ol' U.S.of A. with 'em if ya ain't got 'em! (Which is exactly what happened)
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To the author, Tommy Christopher,
Your very obvious political bias, against G. W. Bush and toward B. H. Obama, is noted.
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I do believe you might have a winner with "non-tastrophe" though.
I kind of liked that one.
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Monday 30 November
By Miss M
I especially like the association to "Twitter" and what the last writer referred to as "Non-Tastrophe"
Monday 30 November
By Runyan
Thanx for the def's, j. We should emphasize that 'chad' is the plural of chad -- no 's'.
Thursday 03 December
By Jenny
The decade began with 2000. The millennium began with 2001. There's a difference.
Sunday 29 November
By R. David Minty
Try Bring BringItOn, or It'AllGood, or Maybe even "It's the ECONOMY STUPIED!" Give, is probably to heavy.
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