Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Joel McHale secretly wishes he could play Thor. (Popeater)

Adam Lambert won't apologize for his racy American Music Awards performance. (The Blemish)

Tila Tequila is suing over a leaked sex tape. (TMZ)

Kat Dennings is joining the cast of "Thor." (Collider)

The new Pixar short "George & A.J." follows the two orderlies from "Up" who try to put the cranky old guy into a home. (FilmDrunk)

Kate Hudson and A-Rod are "very happy." (Radar Online)

"New Moon" actress Ashley Greene might be dating someone in Kings of Leon. (Daily Fill)

Check out this neat "Back to the Future" DeLorean mod for the "Crysis" video game. (Unreality Mag)

Adam Sandler makes a phony phone call in an exclusive "Funny People" clip. (UGO)

Here are the five stages of Thanksgiving. (Maxim)