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What's the point of the woman's perspective if not to be of service to you, the readers? So when Reader Dave requested a woman's perspective on the topic of penis size, Asylum's token girl decided to settle the topic once and for all. Keep reading to get the final verdict on how to know if you have a small penis (and what you can do about it).
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Tuesday 01 December
By Mistress Didi*
That was very nicely done! And very sweet to tell the 5-ers they're fine... I hope you attend one of My parties ~ I believe you will have a divine time!
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Tuesday 01 December
By Dave
This is great unfortunately I didn't watch the whole thing.....oh wait I mean fortunately I didn't watch the full thing. Thanks for taking my suggestion. I'm trying to think of what other issues I'd care to know a woman's perspective on, it's more difficult than one might think.
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Wednesday 02 December
By sdfsdf
My penis is over 5 inches and I still consider it embarrassingly small and worthless
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Tuesday 01 December
By JP
Ya, gotta use it every once in a while, for it to not be worthless.... (I'm just messing with you)
Wednesday 02 December
By docdrew23
lmao!! I think she failed to mention that the size of the erect penis should be taken into account, because despite being above or below 5 inches, a flaccid one isn't doing much for anyone!
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Wednesday 02 December
By rapture
what about guys who own cats? is it a turn off?
Ive heard rumors chicks think those guys are weird.
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Wednesday 02 December
By SV
Get a dog, homeboy. Not only do they show you're responsible (Cats are basically self-supporting, dogs need attention and regular care), dogs are undyingly loyal.
Friday 04 December
By CPU64
SV, I can introduce you to a few happily married women who will disagree with you 110%.
Dog owners are actually more loyal to their dogs than to their mates. Dogs are also simple creatures, and why [simple] guys bond well with them. Cats are a bit more complex, and it takes a bit of relationship skills to understand a cat. So if you ladies who are tired of guys who are as simple as their dumb dogs, go after a guy who lives with a cat. He's much closer to being able to understand you a bit more since you are "almost" as complex, as cats.
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Friday 04 December
By Randy
I thought this was about penis size?
Monday 11 January
By K
No, cats are like ungrateful, bi-polar,self-centered girlfriends who shit in a box.
Sunday 06 December
By lemmiwinks
5in is average...
6-7in is YEA!
So... width??...
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Saturday 05 December
By john
some say its to big, others i know want more, hmmm seems its the size of the vagina not the penis.
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Sunday 06 December
By Scott
She only mentions length, not the girth. I hear many women saying they don't like "pencil dicks"...skinny ones. I hear them saying even if it is six inches a thin one is dissappointing compared to a thicker one.
I would like to hear her thoughts on that...
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Monday 07 December
By Sma
So I'm 6.5 inches hard but only like 2.5 soft....am I big/small/average or just a freak or nature?
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Thursday 10 December
By CoronaJoe
My penis is 3 inches . . . FROM THE GROUND, BITCHES ! ! !
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Thursday 10 December
By deepseaofblankets
Take it out to measure while this crone is staring me down? Shudder.
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Thursday 07 January
By am74
Is that 5 inches in ratio of the circumference?
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Thursday 14 January
By John
Uh, did I miss it where she said to measure after a cold shower, or when hard?
I imagine that for most guys, it makes a difference.
Not for all of us, but most.
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