Like us, you probably die a little inside every time you see a regular hot dog and realize it can't feed 49 other people.

The good people at BigHotDog.com (otherwise known as BigAssHotDog.com) share our indignation over the sad state of phallic meat and created the aptly named Big Hot Dog, a $40 wiener that weighs in at 7 lbs. and is 16 inches long and 4 inches in diameter.

If you can handle being horribly emasculated by your food, you can have one made to order on Tuesdays right in Chicago and invite over a group of friends presumably to slice of chunks of wiener sandwich, as it contains 50 servings.

Apparently the inspiration for the dogs came from Denny Abbate, father of the company's owner, who was sick of having tiny hot dogs roll off his grill.

His inspirational quote, "(I)t pissed me off to have to bend down and wipe the damn things off," pretty much sums the whole thing up. Keep reading to check out the promotional video, then get your credit card ready to order.