Every guy deserves that one chance to recline in a barbershop chair, anticipate a luxurious shave and quietly fear that his throat will get cut by a razor-wielding, modern-day Sweeney Todd/Johnny Depp wannabe.

If you can't afford to get the real hot-towel treatment, however, you can still treat yourself -- or get a great gift for the bros or Dad -- with the Ultimate Shaving Kit ($12 from Real Shaving Co). The kit comes with the Self Heating Face Mask, Daily Facial Scrub, Shaving Cream and Skin Soothing Balm. You still have to do the actual shaving yourself.

Of course, your shaving routine will take a good four hours longer than usual, but why not take time out and enjoy the ritual every once in a while? It's like a bubble bath for your 'stache -- which you're probably itching to get rid of (or at least trim so it's proportional to your face) now that Movember is over.