This month's silliest Internet sensation is taking place on Reddit -- and, of course, it involves "Star Wars
One Reddit user
came up with the hilarious idea of asking his fellow dorks to describe their sex lives using only "Star Wars"
quotes. In just a few hours, the comments shot up (like the beam of a light saber). They currently number in the hundreds and are still going strong.
Keep reading for a list of our 10 favorites, plus some highlights that describe our own unfortunate sex lives. We're pretty sure there's at least one reader who can successfully name the film each of these lines appear in
. "You serve your master well. And you will be rewarded."
. "Hello there. Come here, my little friend. Don't be afraid. Oh don't worry, he'll be alright."
. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
. "You've got a lot of guts coming here after what you pulled!"
. "The force is strong with this one."
. "Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time."
. "It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface."
. "This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm ...."
. "Back door, huh? Good idea."
. "I can hold it ... I can hold it ... I CAN'T HOLD IT!"
Several "Star Wars" lines that appropriately sum up our own sex lives were sadly absent from the Reddit thread
. We'll add them here, cringe-inducing though they are:
-- "What a piece of junk!"
-- "Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease."
-- "Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."
OK, now that we've bared our souls, what "Star Wars" quote best describes your time between the sheets?