This month's silliest Internet sensation is taking place on Reddit -- and, of course, it involves "Star Wars." One Reddit user came up with the hilarious idea of asking his fellow dorks to describe their sex lives using only "Star Wars" quotes. In just a few hours, the comments shot up (like the beam of a light saber). They currently number in the hundreds and are still going strong.
Keep reading for a list of our 10 favorites, plus some highlights that describe our own unfortunate sex lives. We're pretty sure there's at least one reader who can successfully name the film each of these lines appear in.
10. "You serve your master well. And you will be rewarded."
9. "Hello there. Come here, my little friend. Don't be afraid. Oh don't worry, he'll be alright."
8. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
7. "You've got a lot of guts coming here after what you pulled!"
6. "The force is strong with this one."
5. "Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time."
4. "It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface."
3. "This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm ...."
2. "Back door, huh? Good idea."
1. "I can hold it ... I can hold it ... I CAN'T HOLD IT!"
Several "Star Wars" lines that appropriately sum up our own sex lives were sadly absent from the Reddit thread. We'll add them here, cringe-inducing though they are:
-- "What a piece of junk!"
-- "Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease."
-- "Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."
OK, now that we've bared our souls, what "Star Wars" quote best describes your time between the sheets?
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Tuesday 01 December
By murray
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
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Tuesday 01 December
By Scott
I...Am...Your Father!!!
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Tuesday 01 December
By rico
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
OR
"Into the garbage chute, flyboy."
OR
"That malfunctioning little twirp, this is all his fault."
OR
"Look at the *size* of that thing!"
... could seriously do this all day.
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Tuesday 01 December
By rico
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices
suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
OR
"Into the garbage chute, flyboy."
OR
"That malfunctioning little twirp, this is all his fault."
OR
"Look at the *size* of that thing!"
... could seriously do this all day.
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Tuesday 01 December
By Bea Arthur
My favs: "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is."
or: "I want my lamp! I'm gonna need it if I'm going to get out of this slimy mudhole."
or: "You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger."
All from the best installment.
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Wednesday 02 December
By Mayor Bee
"Get in there you big hairy oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
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Wednesday 02 December
By roxasedge
6 4 4 4 4 4 4 5 4 4
I did it!
I hope
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Wednesday 02 December
By Random Guy
"She's fast enough for you, old man."
"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"
"Where are you taking this...thing?"
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here..."
"Take the professor here and plug him into the Hyperdrive."
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Wednesday 02 December
By Exiled Hawk
"The force it binds us and it penetrates us"
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Thursday 03 December
By brendan
its a trap!
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Thursday 03 December
By measel
And I thought they smelled bad ON THE OUTSIDE!
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Thursday 03 December
By Zero
"He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you."
"I never knew I had it in me."
"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
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Thursday 03 December
By fert
I have a bad feeling about this.
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Thursday 03 December
By Anonymous
"Pull out Blue 2! You're no good to us back there!
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Thursday 03 December
By Yahya Kurniawan
"Do or do not. There is no try"
But that quote is grammatically wrong, Yoda should say: "Do or do not. No try, there is"
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Thursday 03 December
By Eric
My Favorite:
Darth Vader: "Impressive, most impressive..."
Saturday 05 December
By Bl0tt0
What about:
"GRRRDDGGRRGGRRRRGRRRRAAAAAAH!"
(that's the best Chewbacca impression I could type)
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Saturday 05 December
By Jacob
"If I do not get Leia soon I am going to Han Solo"
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Tuesday 08 December
By gadgetmouse
Great shot kid, that was one in a million!
or from the same scene
Let's blow this thing and go home.
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Friday 11 December
By Nick
That's no moon.
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