Finally, some good news about the job market. Leeds University in England is currently advertising an opening for a female sex-industry researcher.

The School of Sociology and Social Policy is seeking a candidate with prior experience who can study "the rise and regulation of lap dancing and the place of sexual labor and consumption in the nighttime economy." Responsibilities will include examining the commercialization of the female body and interviewing 300 erotic dancers in England.

In other news, Playboy is looking for new photographers, the FBI is currently enlisting new Female Body Inspectors and the entire staff at Asylum just requested a sabbatical to "explore other career opportunities in the United Kingdom."


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