Congratulations to reader James, winner of today's Noble Prize, as well as the weekly giveaway of the official Asylum T-shirt, courtesy of Busted Tees. The new tee features Betty White, friend of animals, fire of our loins and light of our life.

And what exactly did James do to deserve this swag?

NOTHING (except leave a comment on one of our posts). Each week, we randomly select one commenter to receive a free shirt. This week, we randomly selected James. (So there.)

That means if you want one, all you've got to do is give us a piece of your mind in the comments section of any of our posts. The more you comment, the better your chances of winning.

So, James, enjoy your prize! We hope your river of esteem for our favorite Golden Girl runs as deep as ours.

For more GILF-friendly shirts, check out the selection from our friends at Busted Tees.