Conmoto markets its TURN rotating fireplace with the phrase "Love Burns." Our response: "You might want to get some penicillin for that."

We aren't specifically against a rotating fireplace -- it just seems a little bit silly -- but who knows, maybe it will be the disco ball of 2010.

One useful innovation that comes from the TURN: According to the designer, because of its optimized combustion, it doesn't need a grate or an ash pan. If that's a big enough breakthrough for you, the black varnished-steel TURN can be yours for $5,400.

Quick installation tip: You probably do not want to affix the TURN to your home or mobile stripper pole.