Our friends at FilmDrunk are reporting some shocking news: Anthony Michael Hall bit a chick on the forehead. Say it ain't so, Farmer Ted! Actually, the most shocking part of the story is that the incident happened almost a month ago, and we're only hearing about it today.

If those had been Rob Lowe's teeth on the forehead of an ex-girlfriend, the Internet would have been a-Twitter seconds later. So Anthony Michael Hall isn't a big enough star for you, TMZ? Because, to us, he defined the '80s.

OK, that probably says more about us than it does the decade. But which Brat Packer comes to mind first when you think of feathered hair, shoulder pads and lots of fresh-faced white people being all earnest in their angst?

Keep reading and choose your favorite.

Which Brat Pack star most screams out 80s?
Anthony Michael Hall -- The king geek forever.63 (19.0%)
Rob Lowe -- An unusually pretty man.32 (9.6%)
Molly Ringwald -- If she were still a star, there would be no more gingerism.176 (53.0%)
Judd Nelson -- The nostrils, oh the nostrils.39 (11.7%)
Andrew McCarthy -- Graduate of the "I'm about to take a dump"-school of acting.22 (6.6%)