Santa Claus no longer exists for the children of Santa Catarina, Brazil -- but not because someone admitted that he's a fictional character. At a public unveiling for the year's Christmas display in the poverty-stricken region, holiday revelers watched in horror as an apparent mechanical error caused St. Nick to catch fire and ultimately burn completely beyond recognition.Luckily for all you pyromaniacs out there, people can still afford camera phones in Brazil and captured the entire sequence for your gleeful or horrified eyes, depending on your level of resentment from your own childhood experiences with Tim Allen.
Of course, no one knows for sure what caused the fire. While it could be a malfunction of some sort, as we have speculated, it could just as easily have been a crazy Brazilian arsonist. After all, this is the country that, just two years ago, fired rifles at Santa's sleigh as it descended into Rio to distribute Christmas gifts. Luckily, Santa brought everyone the Kevlar they asked for before he went up in smoke.


























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Friday 04 December
By Fernanda
Who was the idiot that wrote that brazilian plp cant afford a phone?
Im from brazil and i have i phone!!
what a idiot!!!!!!!
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Friday 04 December
By wolfster9
Read the Article again, then decide yourself who is the Idiot, Or better Yet go back to School and learn a little more English.
Saturday 05 December
By ixelion
In Brazil poor and rich often live in proximity, Santa might make some ppl happy but may piss off others (can't afford to by gifts etc.)
Sunday 06 December
By JAY GLENN
No one wrote BPS CAN't afford phones.
I'll share an old saying:
Read twice the talk once.
Friday 18 December
By Tim
I think its funny how you brazillians can't take a joke and are getting so defensive. Big deal some guy said "luckily people can still afford camera phones" get over it. I am in Brazil right, in Juiz De Fora now visiting my wife's family(yes she is brazillian and I am not) Also, I don't believe for a second that you all have more internet usage. Here in Juiz De fora you can't get wireless and the fastes connection is 1 Mbps(its awefully slow) Here are the real statistics, http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/int_use_percap-internet-users-per-capita
U.S. ranks 13, Brazil down at 81, not that it matters, but I just had to set the record straight.
I have loved my stay in Brazil thus far and I love the culture and people(obviously I married one) but you people need to learn to take a goddamned joke instead of get all mad and defensive.
Friday 04 December
By anon
"people can still afford camera phones in Brazil" What kind of ethnocentrism is that? It's not like a burning santa is going to put everyone in the poorhouse.
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Friday 04 December
By Brian Fairbanks
It's a joke and has nothing to do with Santa.
Saturday 05 December
By paul
One of the most poorly written racist articles I have ever had the mispleasure of reading. the writer is pathetically ignorant and his attempt to tie a mechanical mishap with drugs, shooting, a blatant comment about Brazilian economics (btw you need to do some research about that one as Brazil is turning into one of the worlds economic powerhouses) regarding cell phones is simply disgusting. Really badly done, in poor taste, and only reason it is even here in my opinion is because of your right to free speech and possibly to generate this kind of commentary from people like me. Problem with is though that since this was my first look at this publication which of course form my opinions of it, it will now be my last. You the writer and the publication that supported your trash are bigots.
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Saturday 05 December
By Gnome
Apparently there's some people still thinking that Brazil is a jungle where indians trade wood for useless things, where every woman is a b**** and we don't know how to live outside the forest...
When will people learn to stop saying stupid things about places they never went to? I know it's a joke, but still a lame joke made by someone who only knowledge about Brazil is "Third World".
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Saturday 05 December
By Luiz
Brian is a jackass idiot, who does not have a hint of what Brazil is and likes to insult a whole country. Brazilians actually have MORE cell phones than Americans do! They also have a HIGHER Internet usage per population than the US!
The mention that "After all, THIS IS THE COUNTRY THAT, just two years ago, fired rifles at Santa's sleigh as it descended into Rio" is just a clear discriminatory and stupid remark of a complete jackass imbecile accusing a WHOLE country of "firing at Santa Claus", who cannot see that flying over a drug lord neighborhood is not the same as flying over other places - perhaps he even thinks that American drug lords are not violent! It we accused the WHOLE USA of the crimes made by its citizens against the innocent, pure, humanitarian, good-hearted, etc. this text would be billions of lines long!
By a proud Brazilian.
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Sunday 16 October
By Marcos from SC, Brazil
This happened in Balneário Camboriú, one of the richest cities in Santa Catarina (which is one of the richest states in Brazil). I've been there and I can confirm some people have cell phones.
I could write more, but now it's time to hand crank my computer. So long!
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Sunday 13 December
By stinknthinkin
Take THAT SANTA! You bastard.
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Wednesday 16 December
By ACTUALLY AN INDIAN
Shouldn't have spitted on the poor and keep giving gifts to the rich, Santa!
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