What better way to deliver a big F.U. to the cold than by brazenly wearing T-shirts (and then catching pneumonia)? The snark masters at BustedTees have curated an excellent assortment of wearable wit for this winter. Each day of December they're dropping a new shirt design, which they'll sell for $11 on that day (discounted from a regular price of $20).

You can also check out their Holiday Gift Guide, which features silk-screened inappropriateness for moms, dads, geeks and sports fanatics. Sure, you might get into several fist fights with your "Jesus Hates the Yankees" T-shirt, but remember, fighting is a pretty good way to stay warm this time of year.