Ryan McKee, Asylum's resident analytical genius, analyzes the latest Internet trends.

A surprising Google search term popped up on our radar: "cheetah." At first, we Asylum staff members were perplexed. Did Chester the Cheetah get a DUI? No one could figure it out until office super-brain Ryan McKee swooped in from the snacks table and immediately deduced that the term is both sexual in nature and linked to Tiger Woods. Yet, not even this analytical star could easily negotiate the confusing duality of today's trend. Rest easy though, he eventually made it his b*tch. Luckily, he takes a minute here to enlighten those of average intellect ...