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Cookie Monster fondled Tyra Banks's butt during a guest appearance on her talk show. (Popeater)

Jamiee Grubbs, Tiger Woods' alleged other mistress, reportedly worked in a medical marijuana store. (Radar Online)

Tiger Woods reportedly got his childhood pal to purchase a plane ticket for a secret rendezvous with Rachel Uchitel. (TMZ)

Hulk Hogan got engaged to his girlfriend, who looks oddly similar to Brooke Hogan. (The Blemish)

Tiger Woods may have a third mistress, a Las Vegas PR rep named Kalika Moquin. (With Leather)

Paul Thomas Anderson and Philip Seymour Hoffman are teaming up for a movie about a Scientology-like religion. (Screen Junkies)

Johnny Depp will portray Pancho Villa in an upcoming biopic. (FilmDrunk)

Plot details from the "Scott Pilgrim" movie have leaked. (UGO)

A Taiwanese man became the first person ever to complete "World of Warcraft." (Unreality Mag)

Tiger Woods should have consulted this flowchart to determine whether he would be able to get away with having a mistress (or three). (Holy Taco)