42. Heidi Montag
Even jolly fellow Al Roker turned on Montag this year, making her cry after a harshly worded interview. Yes, it is annoying when a marginal reality television participant with no discernible talent and a Svengali husband with mutant facial hair appears on multiple mass-circulation magazine covers. But that really says more about us than it does about her.


Recently, Asylum rated the top 100 hottest women on the Internet, based solely on how many times the babe-loving general public enters an attractive lady's name into AOL's search box. (Because we believe this simple metric is the best way to measure true heat.) We've decided to highlight some of our favorites from the countdown again.