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We've been all excited about the arrival of newest Victoria's Secret model Kylie Bisutti. But no one was so personally invested as reader Takahashi, who commented that he went to school with the sultry blonde back when she was Kylie Ludlow (unfortunately, she's now married). To prove it, he tracked down some middle-school photos of the brand new angel, from long before we would ever, ever consider perving on her. But if you ever needed incontrovertible proof that Victoria's Secret models were once normal, mortal women, look no further than these seventh- and eighth-grade yearbook photos from Greenspun Jr. High School in Henderson, Nev.
Oh, and Ms. Bisutti, may we ask you to consider returning to your natural brunette hair color? Victoria already has her share of notable blondes.
Seventh grade
Eighth grade
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Friday 04 December
By Takahashi
It's nice to see normal people become "someone," I mean that kid you might have bossed around and picked on might one day be--well--a Victoria Secret model (Okay guys, I'm not talking about myself I hardly knew the doll). Good deal.
I too wish she'd go back to her natural hair color. There is always such a push for blond hair!
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Tuesday 08 December
By Sarah
That's funny! I went to this middle school!!
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Tuesday 08 December
By EH
If I were to get a nose job, breast implants and dye my hair blond could I be an Angel too?
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Wednesday 09 December
By BriannaB
OF COURSE !! LOLZ :P
Thursday 10 December
By Tim
No. Your teeth look horrible.
Sunday 13 December
By EH
Fail! like you would know what I look like.
Fortunately I don't look like a guidette like her.
Tuesday 08 December
By mario
She was cuter as a kid...I'm just sayin'...
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Thursday 10 December
By Reichilu
Pedophile.
Tuesday 08 December
By mejia
She is ugly and does not compare to the other girls.
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Tuesday 08 December
By hotrodRon
Nice hair extensions. Hopefully she has brains....something that is not required when becoming an angel for VS.
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Wednesday 09 December
By UGG online
I see the process from a cinderella to a real princess.we each has rights to chase this process.
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Wednesday 09 December
By Janet
We should all be very happy for her. This is the beginning of a dream that has come true for her.
The comments I see are very negative,jealous and bordering on ignorant. Just because she has blond hair and works for Victoria's Secret doesn't mean she is dumb. Why would you make such a comment? You don't know her and have no idea about her intelligence level. Are you jealous? Get a life!
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Thursday 10 December
By rick
greenspun is in green valley. not henderson. wish you people would get that stuff right.
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Friday 11 December
By Bluebird49
Why don't you leave her alone. You are just very negative and very envious of her.
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Saturday 12 December
By Marshal
Hey Asylum, quit dangling these Kylie pics in front of us like a carrot on a stick after you tell us she's friggin married! Why did you have to tell us that?! I was perfectly happy having fantasies about her and I alone on a tropical island making love, having children and all the rest. Why did you have to tell us that? Now I can't look at her without knowing I'm having adulterous thoughts. I wasn't guilty of having adulterous thoughts until you told us she's married. Now I may go to Hell. The best thing for me to do is just not visit this site again. A shame because you have some cool articles otherwise. Goodbye.
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Saturday 12 December
By donnie z
poor thing... she didn't get a little piece of tiger meat before it was taken off the platter. these chicks are all beautiful tramps. if it was not for their bodies they would be flippin burgers like the rest of their little sisters around the world! her husband will have something on the side in a matter of time too. wonder if she's bi... lucky him! SINNER!!!
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Sunday 13 December
By Bill
Pretty ladies are everywhere in this new generation.
Mother-Nature has made a few improvements on their appearance.
I kind of miss the not so pretty one's. They had personality and were not so money hungry.
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Monday 14 December
By ASH
Not even trying to be a hater (because lets face it her body is to DIE for) but she is NOT pretty to me. Her mouth & facial expressions are just terrible! She has the ButterHead syndrome.... every thing looks good but her head! I am happy for her though- I am sure this has been a dream come true. She is still a child and I am sure the professionals will soften up her expressions in no time. By the time she is Heidi's age she will either be a star or a NOBODY!
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Monday 01 March
By USMCWifey
Come on now. If you're a woman you're just jealous, If you're a guy you know you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers... So stop lying to yourself. While she does look a bit fake to me she's a pretty girl who just got the opportunity of a life time and we should be happy for her. I wish I had what it took to be a VS model
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Tuesday 06 April
By Todd
I went to high school with Kylie and I just want to say that she is potentially one of the nicest people I knew from there. She was fake like half of that high school was. It's amazing that someone so true and pure was able to make it somewhere in this world. So here's to you Kylie, congratulations on your success, may all your dreams come true, and remember that us little people (English class 05 and 06) miss you!!!
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