Checking in with our bureaus from around the world.

Asylum Germany proved that Helena Christensen is still beautiful (and still poses naked) at 40.

Asylum India shared the sad news of the world's oldest sheep's passing.

Asylum Italy told the tragic tale of a stripper's deadly, fake breasts.

Asylum UK has news about Ricky Gervais's new animated series.

StreetLevel posted this must-own Larry David "Long Ball" T-shirt from Denis Kennedy.

Remember when ComicsAlliance introduced you to the horrors of the "Tarot" comic? Well, now it reports that Conan O'Brien has discovered "haunted" vaginas.

Oh, those crazy monkeys. According to Asylum Japan, police can't catch 'em.

Asylum France showed us that when animals celebrate Christmas, it is downright adorable.

Asylum Australia found a gem of a recession-era job: lap dance researcher.