Have you ever taken a long delicious bite into that morning strip of bacon and thought to yourself, Man, I wish a pig didn't have to die so that I could enjoy the pure bliss and joy that comes from this cholesterol-infused manna from saturated-fat heaven?

Either a very loving and just God or a very cruel and funny God has answered your prayers. Scientists in the Netherlands have created the world's first and only artificial pork.

Scientists pulled out their meat from extracted pig cells called "myoblasts" that were incubated in nutrients, multiplied and formed into delicious fake bacon. What's next on their to-do list? Using those same pig cells to form artificial "Baconnaise" to glob on top of the artificial meat.

But we're not quite there yet, folks. Scientists aren't sure how the meat tastes since they aren't allowed to eat their own experiments -- still, the new discovery has the potential to eradicate world hunger by eliminating the need for vast production, while also reducing American obesity by completely turning them off of meat altogether.