Which of Tiger's Mistresses Is Most Worth It?

Golf is the only sport where getting a higher score nets you less money. So as Tiger Woods watches his mistress count rise, and his potential for non-alimony-earmarked future earnings decrease, he must already know the feeling.

As our friends at With Leather are reporting, the list of women linked to Tiger is rapidly expanding. Meaning, if waitresses and club promoters continue to step forward at the current clip, Barbara Walters is going to have a lot of narrowing down to do for the "10 Most Fascinating Tiger Woods Mistresses of 2009" TV special that ABC is undoubtedly preparing.

After a cursory read of the morning tabloids, we're going to put the official number of women not named Elin who have made the Tiger purr at seven. Check out pictures of these ladies after the jump and let us know which one would be most worth the hundreds of millions of dollars he has now lost and the sullying of an even more valuable brand.

Rachel Uchitel
The one who started it all, and the one who just received seven figures to keep her mouth shut. According to her classy mother, Rachel also "dated" Yankee stars Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez.

Jamie Grubbs
Reality show alumna. It was Tiger's incriminating voicemail to her that broke everything wide open. She seems the most anxious to talk about being the other woman (or rather, one of the other women).

Kalika Moquin
The least publicized of the original three, this Las Vegas nightclub employee did reveal to a British tabloid that Woods told her he'd leave his wife "in a flash," if she wanted.

Jamie Jungers
The second Jamie on our list is the first Woods mistress who bears any resemblance to his wife.

Mindy Lawton
This Orlando-area waitress claims Tiger is into kinky sex and did unholy things to her in a church parking lot.

Cori Rist
Tiger would book this 31-year-old, divorced mother of one into an adjacent hotel suite when he was New York.

Holly Sampson
Holly is an actress who has done soft- and hardcore porn. Many moons ago she played Fred Savage's love interest in an episode of the "The Wonder Years."