For the past few weeks, reader Kristina has been begging me to film a woman's perspective on one of the grosser facts of life in comments like the following:

"I wrote an email about a week ago re: Emily and her spin on things. I live for these spins as they enlighten me and make my life seem less complicated. I asked her why do men have racing tracks in their shorts and women do not. This is a lifelong question for nearly every woman I have spoken to. I think only Emily can answer this, as Sarah Palin is so busy again. Please let Emily know there are generations of women waiting to understand this. Thank you, Kristina"

Well, Kristina, keep reading for Asylum's token girl's take on skid marks.