If your lady ever whines about finding the perfect man, perhaps you two should get to the Village Pourhouse tonight (Dec. 8) at 7. Once there, purchase a $20 ticket to their holiday event, which features a Ginger Beer/Gingerbread Man tasting. You can suck back a Hitachino ginger beer while your lady decorates a complimentary gingerbread man in attempt to create the perfect male.

Then you can show her what you think of her masterpiece by drowning him in your drink until his face is so mushy, it falls apart. It's the formula for a magical (or sugary) night!

The bar will be spreading some seasonal cheer like H1N1.

The Village Pourhouse (64 Third Ave at 11th Street), Dec. 8 at 7 p.m. $20.