Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Topless photos of Tiger Woods' mistress Rachel Uchitel surface. (Radar Online)

Quentin Tarantino's utterly insane Japanese bank commercial features a talking dog. (Screen Junkies)

"SNL" catches flak for its Tiger Woods domestic abuse sketch. (The Blemish)

"Masters of the Universe" and "Rocky IV" are just two of the 10 reasons to miss Dolph Lundgren. (Inside Movies)

Samuel L. Jackson and Dennis Hopper are two of the greatest actors in the worst comic book movies. (AMC SciFi Scanner)

"Family Ties" star Brian Bonsall was arrested for assault with a bar stool. (Popeater)

Tiger Woods' wife claims he was boozing the day of the car crash. (TMZ)

Here's all you need to know about the "Avatar" video game. (Maxim)

"Shy Ronnie," the "Saturday Night Live" digital short featuring Rihanna, is now online. (Holy Taco)

Carrie Underwood hung out in a bikini in the Bahamas. (Daily Fill)