After burning Santa Claus in effigy the other day, it would take a damn miracle for the lawless country of Brazil to redeem itself.

Well, they must have Jesus Cristo on their side, because someone over there just came up with the greatest spectator sport in the history of mankind: foxy Brazilian models in bikinis and roller skates beating each other up with boxing gloves, aka Brazilian Bikini Rollerskating Boxing.

Unfortunately, it's almost certain that this was a one-off stunt for Brazilian comedy show "Panico na TV." There's virtually no one in the audience, and the video is the only piece of evidence that this even exists.

But even if it turns out to be a TV stunt, we still have to hand it to Brazil for the best one minute and fifty three seconds of our winter:



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