Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

John Malkovich is reportedly in the running to play the Vulture in the next Spider-Man movie. This is such perfect casting, it has to be fake. (Screen Junkies)

Gatorade dropped its Tiger Woods sports drink. (Radar Online)

Nicky Hilton is the latest Hollywood burglary victim. (TMZ)

Early test screenings of "MacGruber" are surprisingly positive. (Collider)

Lindsay Lohan has been reduced to doing nude magazine spreads. NSFW (The Blemish)
John Stamos was reportedly the victim of an extortion plot involving some incriminating photos. (Actress Archives)

MTV is already receiving death threats about the premiere of "Jersey Shore." (Popeater)

Johnny Depp and Tim Burton are finally going ahead with the "Dark Shadows" movie. (FilmDrunk)

See if you caught the 12 most obscure "Arrested Development" jokes back when the much-missed show was still on. (Unreality Mag)