In an ingenious and totally gangsta move, Matt Moody has concocted Mary Jane's Relaxing Soda, an "herbal soda" that uses the allegedly super-stoney powers of Kava plus Passion Flower to produce a beverage that has sold out online.

The Web site promises that after drinking the syrupy soda, a "calming sensation can be felt throughout the body and mind," and recommends drinking it on an empty stomach.

No word on whether the line of beverages will expand to simulate the effects of other sought-after street drugs. We would like to recommend a potential new flavor -- simply called, "Diet Rock Cocaine Fizz," a great substitute for crack rocks at any high-society function.