Eventually the Web will make you antisocial: You'll come to the realization that you spend way too much online
and have almost no human contact.
Does that mean it's time to shut down the laptop and meet your Twitter followers
in the flesh? Hell no.
It's time to buy a cute little Facebook-enabled
robot penguin companion from Arimaz. Its name is Pingo
and it can do all sorts of adorable things that your legions of imaginary friends can't do online (or in real life).
Pingo sings and dances; and it can detect the edge of your desk so it doesn't pull an accidental cliff jump. It responds to your voice commands and can even read your RSS feeds aloud for you.
And, of course, it'll actually hang out with you. Friendship isn't cheap though -- you'll have to shell out $150 before it'll poke you back.